pack your bags nerds we’re moving to Antarctica
the only lgbt friendly continent is a frozen tundra that can barely sustain human life
penguins can’t be homophobic it’s scientifically impossible
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the scariest president had to be Rushmore because he had four heads
it’s a good thing we captured him in that mountain even if we have to live in fear of the spell wearing off :/
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5 hours energy commercial
me: i owe everything to this elixir
director: ma'am, please stick to the script, and PLEASE stop referring to our drink as an "elixir"
me: this brew imbues me with unnatural strength
m4ge:
m4ge:
m4ge:
watch them find a way to use this to complain about how terrible millenials are
I SWEAR TO GOD
ban old people from the internet
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GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT
I’m crying so hard right now
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the straights are. Unfortunate
since this post was made, the straights have continued to be. Unfortunate
I didn’t see a sarcasm hashtag. is this serious? your calling out a whole group for the actions of some of it’s members. maybe you’ve been unfortunate.
like I said,
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